Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Scottfunkel’s Handy Blogging Guide

Blogging has taken the world by storm. It has proven to be an easy way for people to get their voice, message, or idea out there. People publish blogs as a way to show off their business or family, to report on current events such as news, politics, and sports, or just as a way to simply get something off their chest. With the high customizability of blogs these days many people make a statement not just with words, but also how those words are presented. And it has come to my attention that while some people have great ideas, the way they present them makes it near impossible for us, the readers, to get what they are trying to say. To help you avoid unnecessary distractions for your readers, I have compiled a short list of tips to help you make your blog more readable.

So here it goes: Scottfunkel’s Handy Blogging Guide


Accents and emphases: My high school English teacher, Mrs. C, used a great analogy when teaching us about writing.

She told us that she had many scarves in a drawer at home. She liked to wear them to add a little more flavor to her wardrobe. So one morning when she was getting ready for the day she put on one of her scarves. She then saw another scarf in her drawer that she thought was very pretty, so she put that one on over the first. She then spotted another good looking scarf and decided that one looked good too, so she put that one on as well. This continued until she had several scarves around her neck, each one prettier than the one under it. She then asked us what she would look like if she had come to school that day wearing so many scarves. We all agreed that it would look gaudy and cluttered to have so much “flair” on at once, and that one, and in a rare instance two, would add plenty of accent to her outfit. Anymore than that would be overkill and distracting.

The same rule is applicable to our writing. A few accents will help you cause certain words or ideas to stand out to your reader. If you emphasize too many things, it’s the same as emphasizing nothing. It would be the same as highlighting every word in your scriptures. If everything is underlined in red, then nothing stands out. So use your “quotes,” underlines, italics, and CAPITALIZED WORDS sparingly, not on every other word, and they will have more impact.


Make it readable: Don’t use a light colored font on a light background, or a dark font on a dark background. Duck hunters use camouflage, or clothes that have a similar color and texture to their surroundings, so that ducks won’t be able to see them. Deer hunters on the other hand wear blaze orange so that they stand out to other hunters to avoid being accidentally shot. So when you are choosing a color for your text, think Deer not Duck.

All caps and italics should be used as accents and not in general. All caps is known as shouting and all italics seems like slurred speech to me, either way it can make a post hard to read if either of these is done throughout.

Punctuation and spelling: I know there are a ton of rules for punctuation and grammar, but at least use the most basic. Capitalize the first word of a sentence and all proper nouns (names, titles, etc.), and end each sentence with either a period (.) exclamation point (!) or question mark (?). It’s pretty simple. And while we’re on the subject of exclamation points, one is great, two every once in a while, and anything more than that try using more descriptive words instead, avoid excess scarves.

I think that bad spellers are a product of this technology age we live in, and all of us have grown to fall back on a spell checker. So before you post something to the World Wide Web, run the spell checker.

And use paragraphs for Pete’s sake.

Consistency: Pictures are a great way to illustrate your blog and help convey your message. If you are going to caption your pictures, either always caption on top of the picture or on the bottom, don’t switch. That way no one wonders why Grandma Smith has a mustache in her picture when it is really a picture of Uncle Jim and you just switched captioning styles.

Add-ons: Add-ons such as music players can help you create a more complete experience for your readers. If you choose to put a music player on your blog, please don’t stash it somewhere deep in the bowels of your blog where not even a bloodhound could track it down. Put it near the top and make it visible so that it can be turned down or off for that matter without a ten minute search. I want to read about your weekend adventure, but I can’t concentrate if I have “Dancing Queen” blaring.


I hope these few simple suggestions will be of some help. I don’t mean to stifle anyone’s creativity; I know that it is hard to find that fine line through style and structure, but when that balance is struck your voice will shine right on through.

Happy blogging!

10 comments:

Krista said...

Scott, you are AWESOME! (Extra scarf intended... lol)

LD said...

Scott, this is Lynsey and Rebecca. We can't believe this is the first time we have checked out your blog. Thank you for the blogging tips, I am going to take them into consideration. Can I add you to my blog list?? I like to have LOTS of friends.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to say this, but you need to spell use with an e at the end after camouflage.

Scottfunkel said...

Dear Lynsey, feel free to add me to you friends list.

And to anonymous, thanks for the feedback, I was a fraid something like that might happen. And feel free to leave your name next time, I won't take offesne.

Scottie said...

Did you mean to spell offense wrong on purpose? Just wondering...

Kim said...

Scott, I love your blog. If I had known that it was more than just the one entry I would have been reading it long ago. :)

Everyone who starts a blog should be required to read this post.

And scottie, if you know Scott at all, you have to know that "offesne" was on purpose.

Tamara said...

Thanks for the tips. I will try my hardest not to over accessorize with scarfs. (I tend to !!! alot. I like it. I get excited.)

Unknown said...

Hi Scott, you have no idea who I am I was just blog stalking and found your blog, I laughed through every single tip, and will try to keep them in mind! Thanks

Charlotte said...

Dang, I should have read this before I started my blog. Oh, well. No I can repent and do better.

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